Pearl Constitution

2025 Groundhog

Status: retired. The Groundhog Swap was voted out by unanimous vote and is no longer in play. This page is the archive — the 2025 swap log, the collusion ruling, and the full rule text as it stood.

2025 Swap Log

TimeTeamOppWeekOutIn
2025/12/08 6:44:25 PM ESTEgbukkakeWeenies7Kendrick BourneXavier Legette
2025/12/09 6:47:45 AM ESTHail MurrayEgbukkake5Wandale RobinsonTory Horton
2025/12/09 7:05:05 AM ESTPurdy Solid TeamFree Bonix Bets14Oronde GadsdenDallas Goedert
2025/12/09 7:34:43 AM ESTBrown Bag SpecialEgbukkake10Romeo DoubsRoman Wilson
2025/12/09 8:10:01 AM ESTWeeniesmhsarch2Croskey- MerrittStevenson
2025/12/09 8:18:57 AM ESTYear of the CalCuatro Cuatro9Javonte WilliamsRico Dowdle
2025/12/09 8:28:43 AM ESTCuatro CuatroRush Lamar Rush4Jamar ChaseDK Metcalf
2025/12/09 8:31:31 AM ESTRush Lamar RushPurdy Solid Team1Matthew GoldenIsaac Teslaa
2025/12/09 9:18:36 AM ESTWhite trash daddiesDavidHart254Chris olaveWoody marks
2025/12/09 11:24:46 AM ESTFree Bonix Bets (INVALID)Hail Murray1K. JohnsonJ. Reed

Seeding Changes

Brown Bag Special #3 → #1
Purdy Solid Team #1 → #2
Cuatro Cuatro #2 → #3
Year of the Cal #6 → #4
Show me dem tetties #4 → #5
Hail Murray #7 → #6
Free Bonix Bets #5 → #7

Collusion Ruling

@lamoureux33 and @ddelvecc colluded on the Groundhog Swap.

The league voted to hand the penalty decision to the commissioner rather than apply the standard 2nd-round forfeiture written into the rule.

Commissioner’s ruling: both teams lose their 8th round pick in the 2026 draft.

The Rule (as it stood)

Archived from the Constitution — Spice #5. No longer in play.

Groundhog Swap — one use per season

After our final regular-season game wraps on Monday night (Week 14), each team gets a single chance to replace one benched player (from his/her team) with a starter for one earlier regular-season week (from his/her team). The commissioner uses Sleeper’s Edit Lineup → Recalculate to lock it in.

9.1 Eligibility
  • Swapped-in player must have been on that team’s roster during the target week (Sleeper roster history = source of truth).
  • The post-swap lineup must still include:
    • Franchise QB and that QB’s real-life backup
    • A valid Rookie starter.
  • If either rule above breaks, the swap is void.
9.2 Submission timing
  • All teams submit their swap on the first Tuesday after the regular season ends via a Google Sheet by 4:00 PM ET. Anything after 4:00 (according to Google) is ignored. (We’ll try to get a neutral party to host this poll so that the commish can’t see any results, but if nothing works, you’ll have to trust the commish.)
  • Commissioner applies the approved swaps, then Sleeper handles the recalculated records, points, and seeding.
9.3 Anti-Collusion (honor-system enforcement)
  • Any owner can flag a suspicious swap within 12 hours of the public post.
  • A league vote opens; a penalty triggers only if both conditions are met:
    • 67% or more of neutral owners (owners not named in the protest and not directly benefiting) vote “yes.”
    • The commissioner sees objective evidence of coordinated manipulation.
  • Penalty: Each team involved forfeits its next year’s 2nd round pick (pick is removed from that draft).